Poetry, shorty & funny

Aici o luam pe scurtatura – la articole, glume, orice va trece prin cap 🙂

Here just time for jokes, short articles, whatever comes to your mind 🙂

 

” Sam walks into his boss’s office and says “Sir, I’ll be straight with you, I know the economy isn’t great, but I have over three companies after me, and I would like to respectfully ask for a raise.”

After a few minutes of haggling the boss finally agrees to a 5% raise, and Sam happily gets up to leave. “By the way,” asks the boss, “Which three companies are after you?”

“The electric company, water company, and phone company!” ”